Me: Why do you keep watching these volcano shows? You’re just teasing yourself. I’m not going to let you touch lava.
Carboy: Why do you keep watching those Paris Opera videos? You’re just teasing yourself. I’m not going to let you touch Manu.
**Long silence – staring at each other**
Me: Point taken. Enjoy your volcano show.
Carboy: Yeah, you go ahead and enjoy your Manu… wait.