DBT (Dear Ballet Teacher):  You seem to have an issue going right today.

Me: I’m American Indian.

DBT: I thought you were Spanish.

Me: That too.

DBT: Going right…

Me: Can’t we just call it a Ghost Dance and I go left?

DBT: Let’s call it ballet and you go right.  Your right. Your other right. My right. That way. Now we’re dancing, baby!

DBT: Why is your arm going left?

that I really liked when I was a teenager that I don’t much care for now:

1.  music videos

2.  permed hair

3.  fast food

4.  the radio – KROQ

5.  discount stores

6.  shoulder pads

7.  Star Trek, Star Wars, Star Gate…

8.  tennis

9.  the mall

10. plaid