At Haneda Airport in Tokyo, Japan…

Me: This is my Manu marker.

Carboy: Your what???

Me: My Manu marker.

Carboy: That’s the marker?

Me: Yes. Do you want to touch it?

Carboy: Not really. Can I?

Me: No. Only I get to hold it.

Carboy: Are you going to build a shrine for it?

Me: Not a shrine. I was just thinking maybe a display case.

Carboy: With  lighting and a turn table?

Me: Climate controlled.

Carboy: But of course!!!

Me: Are you sure you don’t want to touch it?

Carboy: Are you going to let me?

Me: No. But you can look at it. I also have a Manu pen.

Carboy: Can I touch that?

Me: No.