Carboy: Get up and step away from the couch.
Me -> gets up and takes 2 steps
Carboy: Whatever you do, don’t turn around. Just tell me about your Manu marker.
Me: Do you want to touch it?
Carboy: Not really, the glow has sort of gone out of it.
Me: Not for me. I still look at it all the time.
Carboy -> throwing away some crumpled up newspaper: Okay, you may resume.
Me: Was it a very big bug?
Carboy: No. There was no bug.
Me: Are you very sure it’s dead?
Carboy: Very dead.
Me: Thank you. You’re a good man.
Carboy: I know.