Me: Wanna see my new screensaver?

Carboy: Is it Manu?

Me: Yes it is.

Carboy: No thank you.

Me: Here, look.

Carboy: He looks like a screeching chicken. I notice that you don’t have a photo of me as your screensaver.

Me: You are wallpaper on my phone. Look…

Carboy: THAT is a photo of Sammy Jeaux!

Me: I love this photo of her, she was being so adorable.

Carboy: ***Giving me a hard look***

Me: I have your photo on the TV mantel!

Carboy: It’s behind the Manu marker!

Me: So do you want to see my new screensaver or what?