Me: Wanna see my new screensaver?
Carboy: Is it Manu?
Me: Yes it is.
Carboy: No thank you.
Me: Here, look.
Carboy: He looks like a screeching chicken. I notice that you don’t have a photo of me as your screensaver.
Me: You are wallpaper on my phone. Look…
Carboy: THAT is a photo of Sammy Jeaux!
Me: I love this photo of her, she was being so adorable.
Carboy: ***Giving me a hard look***
Me: I have your photo on the TV mantel!
Carboy: It’s behind the Manu marker!
Me: So do you want to see my new screensaver or what?