Me: ehhhhhh!!! Move Move Move!!! Manuel, Manuel, Manuel!!!
Me: That was a bit shrill.
Carboy: Are you seriously calling me Manuel?
Me: I’m not calling you Manuel I’m telling you to quit blocking Manuel!
Me: You’re in front of the television, Manuel is dancing.
Carboy: It’s a DVD, you can rewind. (With distain) Manuel is dancing. Phhhfttttt.
Me: You don’t really rewind DVDs & I do actually skip back to this chapter often, I love to watch him do this one turn… that is, however, not the point.
Carboy: What is this?
Me: Sylvia. I hate the costumes they put him in. First painter overalls and then this crummy suit that makes him look short.
Carboy: He IS short… really short.
Me: But this suit makes him LOOK short.
Carboy: I think his shortness makes him look short.
Me: You can go back outside now, don’t you have a car to set on fire or something?!
Carboy: That is a good turn.
Me: I know, right?! You can stay but only if you remain perfectly quiet. Want to see the turn again???
Carboy: No thanks, I think I’ll go outside and take a welding torch to something.
Me: Ok. Enjoy.